My Body Owes Me An Explanation

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!?!?

I have basically been on a plateau for a week. I have tried spiking my caloric intake, I have tried fasting, I have tried exercising more, I have tried raising my caloric intake slightly... I have tried everything recommended to get over a plateau. SO CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW MY 120 LB ROOMMATE CAN EAT FRIED FOOD EVERY NIGHT AT MIDNIGHT (no joke), AND HOW I COULD CREATE A SKYSCRAPER WITH HER PIZZA BOXES (no, still not kidding), YET SHE DOESN'T GAIN A POUND?!?! Oh, and P.S. she doesn't exercise either. She actually complained to me when her boyfriend wanted to go exercise. So HOW IS IT that I can exercise till I work off every single calorie that passed my lips yesterday (I CHECKED) and GAIN BACK THE TWO POUNDS I LOST FASTING.

I knew it would happen as soon as I woke up. I FELT fat this morning. I mean, I always feel fat because I AM, but usually after I have a good day like my fasting day I feel smaller. Today I feel fluffy.

So what do I do? Eat more? Fast again? Just go die?

I'd pick the third if I thought my friends could lift the fucking casket.

FML
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